Trophy Roadmap:
Difficulty: 1/10
Estimated time to platinum: 30 Minutes/1 Hour (Depends on clicking speed)
Missable trophies: None
Glitched trophies: None
Difficulty related: None
Playthrough: 1
Introduction:
Welcome to the My Name is Mayo 2 Trophy Guide!
My Name is Mayo 2 is the sequel to what is well regarded as one of the easiest platinum out there and it continues in its footsteps.
Mayo 2 is a pure clicker game with some small mini-games included. It was developed and published by Green Lava Studios.
Roadmap:
Step 1: Unlock the storylines
The first step will be to unlock the storylines. You get the storylines by tapping the jar of Mayo a certain amount of times, no matter what costume you’re wearing. You need 75 to start the Love storyline, so just tap it 75 times, then we’ll go in storyline order!
You’ll be earning these trophies:
Outer Steak A Plant of Eggs Love life
Step 2: Love Storyline
Now, when you unlock the love storyline, you have to hit the circle button and go to the tab. You HAVE to equip each costume as you unlock it to make progress towards the next costumes and trophies. So once you see an unlock, make sure you switch to the following costume! After this step, you’ll have a ton of trophies done already!
During this step you’ll earn these trophies: Gesundheit Delicious Feets Smart Cutie Pie Do You Feel It These Modern Days Apes And Cats Soap And Love Don’t Mix Is This Organic? Selenites Beware Looking Fly For A Mayo Guy Stood Up Half-Living 
Materialism Is Peas And Carrots Dream Are Made Of This Alone In The Jar
Step 3: Dreams Storyline
We move onto the story about following your dreams! Once you’ve hit the jar 150 times, you unlock this storyline. Again, make sure you equip each costume as it unlocks, to make progress to the next! At the end of this step, and storyline, you’ll be over halfway done!
During this step you’ll earn these trophies: eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE Quitting The Dream Banned In California Not The Buns You’d Like Are Ya Winning? Tears Of Parenting Epiphany! Follow Your Nose New Horizons
REALLY Horsing Around Avoiding Problems Cause Swollen Legs
Step 4: Myself storyline
In the next depressing storyline, you learn about hating yourself! Yay! This is unlocked once you reach 35 total taps. So you start it by equipping the first costume in the Myself category. Again, make sure you equip each costume as it unlocks, to make progress to the next! At the end of this step, you have one last storyline.
During this step you’ll earn these trophies: Let’s Get Ready To Grumble! Hang In There Charging Is Pointless Chicks, Man! Hazardous Peeps Unbearably Moist Be Yourself Alone With Your Thoughts… Stare Into The Abyss… Lonely But Homely
Step 5: Money Storyline
The last and final storyline is the Money storyline. It unlocks after a total of 2,000 taps! Now unlike the last storylines, the storyline is all minigames. Which is weird. They all have different objectives to complete to unlock the next one! It’s a nice change of pace. After you do them all, you’ll be left with the last few trophies to get!
During this step you’ll earn these trophies: I’m Waiting For The Right Chance, Mom! The Job Market, Man… Finding A Money-Giving Place There Is No Better Time Than Pizza Time Sausage Pizzas Are A Hot Topic Elevator? What’s That? Delivering Pizza Was Never Easy Can’t Let Hot Pizza Go To Waste Honest Mistake
Step 6: 10,000 Taps!
Onto the last step of the game, and you have to hit the jar 10,000 times! You can wear any costume for this though! All you need is one little fact to finish it all off! Then you’ll have the platinum! Yay!
During this step you’ll earn these trophies: But If You Sing, Sing, Sing Sing The Most Beautiful Secret
My Name is Mayo – The Second!
Tips and Strategies:
You can use both the 
button and the touchpad simultaneously to click even faster.
Furthermore, if you have a turbo controller, you can use it to automatically click
Video Walkthrough
Even if the game is easy, we have a saucy video guide by BipolarBliss ready for you!
Trophy Guide:
 My Name is Mayo – The Second!  High Cholesterol, High Reward. |
 Outer Steak  Hit the Mayo 5 times |
In the Facts category, you just have to hit the Mayo 5 times!
 A plant of eggs A type of berry (Hit 50 times!) |
Once you tap the Mayo jar 50 times, you get another entry in the facts menu and this trophy!
 Gesúndheit Bubbles (Hit 100 times!) |
This will unlock after 100 taps on the Mayo jar, along with a fact about fish! Weird!
 Delicious feets Cucumber’s fetish (Hit 500 times!) |
After you hit the jar 500 times, this trophy and a new fact unlock!
 Smart cutie pie. Japanese discoveries. (Hit 750 times!) |
After you smack the jar for a total of 750 times, this trophy is yours! Plus new knowledge!
 Do you feel it? Pili (Hit this 1500 times!) |
When you hit the jar a total of 1,500 times, you get this trophy and a fact of Geese. But what could it be?
 eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE Queen’s friendly pets (Hit 3000 times!) |
After 3,000 total taps of our lovely Mayo jar, you receive a fun fact about dolphins! You can’t forget about the trophy either!!!!
 Let’s get ready to grumble! A bunch of pugs (Hit 6000 times!) |
After 6,000 total tippy taps of the jar, you get a fun fact about doggies! Oh, and this trophy of course.
 But if you sing, sing, sing sing. Get the microphone! (Hit 10000 times!) |
After you click the Mayo jar a total of 10,000 times, you get a random fact about singing and this trophy! Too bad I can’t carry a tune to save my life….but I can get trophies!
 The most beautiful secret This is beautiful (Unlock all) |
Once you have everything unlocked in this game, this unlocks at the bottom of the fact category. But what could it be!?
 Love life Hit the Mayo 75 times |
Hitting the Mayo jar 75 will unlock this trophy, and let you start the “Love” storyline!
 These modern days Wear a mask (Hit this 50 times) |
For this trophy, you have to start the Love storyline by equipping a costume in the love menu. You do that by hitting X on the tab, then X on the first fact. Then once you hit the jar 50 times, this trophy unlocks, and more story!
 Apes and cats App of love (Hit this 75 times) |
After you unlock the second story in the love category and equip the phone outfit, hit the jar 75 more times for this trophy, and then the next story bit!
 Soap and love don’t mix Go ape! (Hit this 150 times) |
Once you equip the ape costume in the love category, hit the jar 150 times! The story about tragic love will then continue!
 Is this organic? Wash them often (Hit this 250 times) |
When you equip the soap costume, from the love category, you have to wash your hands, and get ready for another 250 taps! Now stare at the bubbles!
 Selenites beware Peas love carrots (Hit this 200 times) |
It’s all just Carrots and Peas…or…Peas and Carrots? In the love category, you have to equip the carrot and pea field costume, and smack the jar 200 times, while you stare at the pretty fields! Don’t forget to eat your veggies!
 Looking fly for a mayo guy Shoot to the moon (Hit this 400 times) |
Hey diddle diddle, the cow and the fiddle, the Mayo jumped over the moon? In the Love category, once you have the costume with the Mayo in space, you have to tap the jar 400 times to continue the emotional heartbreak! Also, you get your trophy.
 Stood up Flies are annoying (Hit this 350 times) |
It’s raining cats and dogs! Meow! Woof! Bark! In the love category, when you get the costume where it’s literally raining cats and dogs, you have to hit the Mayo jar an extra 350 times! Don’t cry yet, the heartbreak isn’t over!
 Half-living Stop crying your heart out (Hit this 450 times) |
Your love life is in the gutter, and you can’t help but cry all day. When you have the costume about crying in the gutter, literally, you have to give the jar 450 loving taps to make it feel better, and get this trophy!
 Materialism is peas and carrots Be your better half (Hit this 550 times) |
They say you have to work on yourself to make relationships work. In the Love category, once you have the costume with the Mayo jar being under construction, you have to give it the last 550 taps, to finish out the Love storyline and make it whole again! Hooray, love!
 Dreams are made of this Hit the Mayo 150 times. |
After 150 smacks of the jar, you unlock this, and the start to the “Dreams” storyline!
 Quitting the dream THE mime (Hit this 50 times) |
In the Dreams category, you start this by equipping the first costume! Now, time to live. Touch the dreaming jar 50 times for this trophy!
 Banned in California Daddy didn’t give attention (Hit this 75 times) |
Dreams are for suckers! Once you have the costume in the Dreams category of the jar ripping up its costume, you gotta tap it 75 times to be able to find out what happens next!
 Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times) |
Some people like things others don’t. Like tails! Yes….tails. Once you have the costume in the Dreams category where the jar has a tail, you have to touch it 150 times for it to aspire to its dreams!
 Are ya winning? The buns that are hot (Hit this 250 times) |
Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns! Once you have the costume from the Dreams category, where your mayo has big hot buns, look at the buns for an extra 250 taps to get this trophy!
 Tears of parenting Horsing around (Hit this 150 times) |
Everyone has dreamed of owning a horse right? Wooden sticks with horse heads on it! No? When you have the costume from the Dreams Category of the Mayo watching TV, knock some sense into the jar by hitting it 150 times to get this trophy!
 Epiphany! Mime your dad (Hit this 150 times) |
Everyone loves seeing a crying mime, smoking a pipe with bubbles! Once you have this costume in the Dreams category, give the crying jar 150 taps of encouragement for this trophy. Follow your dreams buddy!
 Follow your nose! Your new eyes (Hit this 200 times) |
Everyone likes seeing the world with a new pair of eyes! Especially googly eyes! In the Dreams category, once you have the costume with googly eyes, you have to hit the jar 200 times and make the eyes fly around for this trophy!
 New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times) |
Follow your nose! It’ll show you where to go! Once you have the big nose costume, from the Dreams category, pick it…I mean tap it 75 more times before you get this trophy!
 REALLY Horsing around Horizon one up (Hit this 300 times) |
You’ve followed your dreams and are a new you! Once you have the New Mayo costume from the Dreams category, give the Mayo the last 300 taps to finish the Dreams storyline!
 Alone in the jar Hit the Mayo 35 times |
You have to tap the Mayo jar 35 times to get this trophy to be able to start the “Myself” story.
 Hang in there Loneliness (Hit this 50 times) |
In the Myself category, you have to equip the first costume, and hit the depressed Mayo jar 50 times!
 Charging is pointless Hanging calls (Hit this 75 times) |
Nothing like HANGING around with your friends right!? Once you have the costume from the Myself category, with jars hanging from strings, give the Mayo jar 75 taps to get this trophy.
 Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times) |
Did you know Mayo is powered by batteries? In the Myself category, once you have the costume showing the jar having no energy, give it 120 charging taps for this trophy!
 Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times) |
Chicks are so cute. With their cute little yellow bodies and itty bitty feet. Oh, I mean baby chickens, not ladies! Once you have the costume where baby chicks fly around, from the Myself category, give the jar 175 taps to get this trophy!
 Unbearably moist Stranger danger (Hit this 200 times) |
Stay back! I don’t want your sickness and disease!! In the Myself category, once you have the costume where you see little red floating dots, you have to get out of it all by tapping the jar 200 times! Run far from the disease and to your shiny trophy!
 Be yourself A little too close and personal (Hit this 100 times) |
Have you ever licked a jar of Mayo? Yea, me either… In the Myself category, once you have the costume about the tongue licking the jar, give the jar 100 taps to get this trophy, and maybe clean the jar a bit.
 Alone with your thoughts… Inner you (Hit this 150 times) |
Nothing like a psychedelic jar of Mayo! In the Myself category, once you have the costume that makes the jar have wavy patterns, and a spinning logo, tap the jar 150 times to get this trophy!
 Stare into the abyss… Moving on your own (Hit this 400 times) |
If you could bring one item to a deserted island with you, would it be mayo? In the Myself category, once you have the costume where the jar is all alone on an island, give it 400 taps to get this trophy, and continue the depression!
 Lonely but homely YOU’RE one to talk (Hit this 200 times) |
If you stare into the abyss long enough, it will stare back. In the Myself category, once you have the costume where the Mayo has a black hole in the middle, give it a final 200 taps to get this trophy, and finish this storyline!
 Avoiding problems causes swollen legs Hit the Mayo 2000 times! |
Once you’ve tapped the jar a total of 2,000 times, the Money storyline then unlocks!
 I’m waiting for the right chance, mom! Skip 20 life problems |
In the Money category, you have to equip the first costume, then jump over 20 problems! That’s right, jars of Mayo can jump!
 The job market, man… Make 30 angry statements |
Monkeys sure do love throwing poop at people! In the Money category, once you have the costume where you throw poop from a monkey at the mayo jar, hit it 30 times for this trophy. Now go wash up, you filthy animal.
 Finding a money-giving place Make 50 dollah |
It’s-a-me, Mayo! In the Money category, once you have the costume where you jump to hit a block for money, make 50 dollar bills come out of it, and you’ll get this trophy! Now hopefully you didn’t make a certain Italian Plumber angry!
 There is no better time than pizza time Flap over 30 buildings |
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Mayo!!! In the Money category, when you have the costume that makes you play a flappy bird minigame, make it through a total of 30 buildings, and this trophy is yours.
 Sausage pizzas are a hot topic Deliver pizza joy to 100 people |
Pizza is love, pizza is life. In the Money category, once you have the costume where you throw pizza with every tap, you have to hit 100 animals and people with pizzas for this trophy! Yay pizza!
 Elevator? What’s that? Go up 20 moving stars |
Nothing beats running up 20 flights of stairs right!? How about jumping? In the Money category, once you have the costume with moving platforms, you have to jump up 20 red platforms for this trophy. Don’t worry about falling, because you won’t have to restart!
 Delivering pizza was never easy Feel the pressure of your heart |
You gotta calm down! You’ll raise your blood pressure! In the Money category, once you have the costume with the blood pressure cup, tap the bubble of it on the right side really fast. Once the needle makes it all the way around in the display, this trophy unlocks! If you stop tapping, the needle falls back to where it began.
 Can’t let hot pizza go to waste Open the door! |
Ring! Ring! It’s the doorbell! Go get it! In the Money category, once you have the costume with 6 different doorbells, press the pizza-shaped one to open the door and get this trophy! You should also tap the rest though!
 Honest mistakes Eat 30 pizza slides |
I once ate an entire pizza to myself and regretted nothing! In the Money category, when you have a costume with a big mouth, pizza will fly at you. You have to eat 30 pieces of it for this trophy. If you just tap the jar like crazy, you’ll eat the pizza pretty much instantly without missing!
